When I throw my little girl a ball, it will hit her in the nose. When I throw my little boy a ball, he will try to catch it - then it will hit him in the nose.
When we dress our little girl in her Sunday best, she’ll look just as pretty when we make it to the church an hour later. We dress our boy in his Sunday best, and he’ll somehow find every muddy puddle from our home to the church, even if we're driving there.
If our girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed. If our boy accidentally burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake ones and produce all sorts of noises.
Boys grow their fingernails long because they’re too lazy to cut them. Girls grow their fingernails long so that they can dig them into a boy’s arm.
By the age of six, boys will stop giving their dad kisses. By the age of six, girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless dad bribes them with candy or toys.
A little girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what God has made. A little boy will pick up a stick and immediately turn it into a gun.
When girls play with Barbie dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie dolls, they like to blow them up, cut off various limbs and play war.
Girls are attracted to boys from an early age. At the same age, boys are attracted to dirt.
Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if you turn off the DVD after they’ve watched the same movie three times in a row.
As time goes by, girls turn into women. During the same time, boys turn into BIGGER boys.