Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.